But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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