he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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