Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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