yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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