come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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