They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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