Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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