did you get engaged???
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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