how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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