she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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