Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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