yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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