If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
