There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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