im gay
i know
yea but for you.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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