You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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