Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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