as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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