now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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