Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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