is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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