I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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