i just google imaged poop.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
