just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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