I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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