Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
