I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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