Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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