I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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