I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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