Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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