I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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