You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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