can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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