it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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