I have demons in me.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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