We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize
