Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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