Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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