my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Blood and glitter go together right?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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