google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Sober January is a disaster.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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