What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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