just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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