I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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