You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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