the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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