I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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