ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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