guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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