i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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