I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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