so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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